by Eolake Stobblehouse
I love that Mac which sits on my table
It's got wonderful menus and icons
The speed is the stuff of legend and fable
Indeed causing many hardons
I like it better than watching video or cable
for it has wonderful web access
Its colors are bronze, white, and sable
a theme song for success
With this machine I feel thrice as able
and almost impossibly vain
Now, when cometh the day that it is also stable
About what would I then complain?